False River is a 10.5-mile long oxbow lake in Pointe Coupee Parish, Louisiana, covering over 3,200 acres. Once part of the Mississippi River's main channel, it was cut off in 1722 when flooding created a shorter route. The lake offers diverse paddling opportunities, from leisurely exploration to fishing excursions.

Multiple access points are available for paddlers. Public boat launches include Morrison Park in New Roads (free), LA Express Boat Launch in Jarreau ($5 fee), Jim's Place in Ventress ($5), and The Sand Bar in Oscar ($5). Some waterfront rentals provide private docks and kayaks or paddleboards for guests.

Spring and fall offer pleasant paddling conditions. March and April are prime for fishing, as warming waters draw largemouth bass to shallow areas. The lake's north end features a large flat with 4-8 foot depths, while the south end connects to the cypress-lined Bayou Chenal.

False River is known for its trophy-sized fish populations, including largemouth bass, crappie, and catfish. Wildlife enthusiasts may spot great white egrets, kingfishers, and various hawks. The lake's clean, sparkling waters are suitable for multiple water activities.

Waterside dining options include Bueche's Bar & Grill, Jim's Place, Morel's Restaurant, and The Sand Bar, offering opportunities to arrive by water and enjoy local cuisine. For overnight stays, numerous waterfront rentals, B&Bs, and RV parks are available around the lake.

The Pelican Yacht Club organizes sailing activities on False River, including occasional open houses at Morrison Park offering public sailboat rides. While primarily motor-boat oriented, the lake's enclosed nature makes it suitable for beginning paddlers to gain experience.